24 September 2015

O gluma de actualitate

Gluma lui Putin pentru Merkel:

Indiferent ce faci in noaptea nuntii ... :)

Frica, silueta si tuica ...

26 August 2015

Antidepresiv on-line :)

An American says: whenever I feel depressed in life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find:

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?

12 August 2015

07 August 2015

17 July 2015

10 July 2015

In ce investim?

Is worthless to invest in assets if your team sucks!

Bucarest vs Budapest

Inca un ametit a ajuns la Budapesta in loc sa aterizeze in Bucuresti. Ce ti-e si cu geografia asta! Nu e pentru toata lumea!
Iar engleza e plina de confuzii, nu-i asa?! Ok, se scrie Buchaest dar se citeste Bucarest si e diferenta tare mica fata de Budapest. Incepe cu Bu, se termina cu est, e undeva in Europa prin sud - est, deci raspunsul ar trebui sa fie: da.

07 July 2015