Antidepresiv on-line :)

An American says: whenever I feel depressed in life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find:

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?